””“”“why did you cut your hair?::”“”“”  i cut my hair to piss you off. specifially you, i was thinking of you when i cut my hair. i was thinking that you, specifically, would be interested in what my newly short hair meant to you, specifically.


Simple definition posters for some of the aromantic spectrum


"There will always be women in rubber flirting with me!" —Maureen Johnson, Rent



I absolutely HATE feeling like this. I get so down, sad, empty, lonely and upset. It makes me feel worthless and my mind’s a mess.
No one needs me. They’re all having fun without me. And if I’d disappear, no one would even bother to notice it.

So relevant and accurate



The North American Cryptid Map
A comprehensive guide to the whereabouts of (possibly fake) real monsters.

One day, I will be the Oklahoma Octopus’ best friend.






It took me 12 years to go frame by frame and realize that weird lag I had always noticed was Tulio pausing to kiss Miguel before pushing him off the cliff in a desperate attempt to save their lives…


The Road to El Dorado: Miguel & Tulio: The original script had them be lovers, calling each other ‘darling’ and such. Although the idea was shot down, they left in scenes where you can kind of tell what they were pushing for.”


You’re forgetting the scene in the beginning where they’re prisoners in the ship. Tulio is lifting Miguel so Miguel and look out, and Tulio briefly rubs his face against Miguel’s ass. Best. ever. 



fucking get me started


on my gay analysis

of El fucking Dorado


^This part is subtle and often missed. At the end, when Tulio and Miguel are reunited, they run to hug each other and Altivo interrupts just as Tulio has his hand on his pal’s waist.

All gifs here made by me because SACRIFICES! I actually have hundreds more to make but who knows if I’ll ever finish—especially since my hard drive kaboomed and I lost my perfectly organized clips.

Edit: AHH IMAGES FIXED. SO SORRY ABOUT THAT.  Some of you have been asking for further analysis. I direct you to a fic study I did on their relationship in the movie: The Magnificent.


H-Haru! Stop, You are wetting my notes!

Haru’s hand under the table* + neck kisses


H-Haru! Stop, You are wetting my notes!

Haru’s hand under the table* + neck kisses





My favourite quotes from the hero of this new kids movie. What an excellent role model. It’s such a great tribute to the beloved 80’s franchise to see Optimus Prime portrayed the way he always should have been: as a blood-thirsty killing machine hell-bent on revenge.

Man, I don’t know about you but if humans murdered and mutilated about a dozen of MY family members after we saved their race from enslavement and possible extinction and sold me out to an intergalactic bounty hunter, I would be pretty fuckin’ pissed too.

But why is it like that? Michael Bay could have done anything with the Transformers franchise. So why is it a story of enslavement, extinction, revenge and blurry CGI? The “murder and mutilation” part wasn’t in the original series, and it wasn’t necessary to tell a good story, it was just shoe-horned in to make the franchise feel “epic”.

Also I’ve been avoiding saying this, but it’s been brought up enough times now: the “a handful of humans did this so now I have an excuse to be angry at all humans” logic is the same logic behind “a handful of black people stole my car stereo so now I have an excuse to be angry at all black people”.

Murder and mutilation has always been a part of the transformers franchise. IDW comics are full of it, constantly. Transformers outside of the TV shows is not a very child-friendly franchise. In the comics robots get their sparks ripped out and eaten, they get holes blown through them. They bleed and get ripped into pieces and strewn up like hunks of meat. Also, AoE is rated PG-13 with a lot of gore and swearing (not far from the comics).

Bayformers doesn’t follow the G1 show at all to my knowledge, and it doesn’t have to, because G1 isn’t the only story in transformers.

Humans and transformers have always been at war, decepticons especially (though that’s expected). This isn’t anything new. What Bay did may not have been perfect, but it’s realistic. I can see humans reacting the way they did in AoE in real life. They became unreasonably afraid under the threat of death and retaliated, but in a very unreasonable way.

Optimus prime put up with a lot of abuse by the human’s hands. The franchise had 22 autobots to my knowledge, and by the end of it there were only five left alive. Optimus’ anger and sadness is justified. He has emotions and weaknesses like any other being. In his mind, he let his autobots down by letting them be destroyed in masses. The decepticons killed 3 autobots. The humans killed around 16 (give or take). They took his trust and smashed it and responded to his kindness and protection with the murder of his friends.

I would be angry. I would be hurt. Optimus prime killed one human, I believe, and that human would have murdered Cade if he didn’t. He dislikes humans in a justified way. Them murdering his friends and melting them down isn’t the same as getting a car stolen. That’s false equivalence.

He has a reason to be the way he is. And even at the very end he tells his creators to leave the humans alone.



Just a friendly reminder by *BumbleSnee

Just happened to be poking around and ran across this one again. Simple, but their expressions make it for me. Especially Starscream, who looks so deviously pleased to be kept. And his hand on Megatron’s chest is possessive in its own way too.

Asahaskhds. It’s not even porn and yet it’s made of unf. *drools over Starscream forever*



ive been seeing a ton of character creator stuff going around on tumblr and i wanted to make my own! so here you go, one with eye color, hair length, hair color, height, weight, clothing style, emotions, poses, and species

feel free to pick and choose if you dont like a catagory, an option you got, or if one doesnt make sense (aka if you get the pose “on one knee” and the species “mermaid”)

have fun guys, and if you draw a character using this, tag it with “marcharcreator”, id love to see it! reblogs are also really appreciated. enjoy!

hey guys, i made this yesterday, have fun using it and please reblog :D



Why do people drink alcohol it tastes disgusting

you don’t drink it for the taste. u drink shit like apple juice for the taste. you drink alcohol to get rid of the bad taste that every awful person in your life has left


This Man With Severe Cerebral Palsy Created Mind-Blowing Art Using Just A Typewriter

Last year, 22-time Emmy award-winning reporter John Stofflet posted this news video he created for KING-TV in 2004, featuring Paul Smith and his artistic talents.

See the full video to see more of Smith’s artworks and to learn more about his inspiring story go here.